Daughter – “Maybe Santa would like it?”
Mother – “No, Santa can manage with a mince pie like last year” .
Daughter - “Daddy said he thought Santa might like a bar of chocolate and a glass of whiskey this year…”
Mother – “that’s what Daddy thought did he? No, Santa will be ok with a glass of wine and a mince pie as usual”
It made me smile – “nice try” to that Daddy if you’re out there...enjoy the mince pie!